I Sit Around (Part Deux)

Round Round Sit Around
I Sit Around
Yeah
Sit Around Round Round I Sit Around
I Sit Around
In airport towns
In the pilot’s lounge
It never gets me down.
I’m gettin’ bored sittin’ here in this same old seat
I’m gonna find a place to hang that’s really sweet
My crew and me always answer our phones
Yeah the schedulers know it and they leave us alone
I Sit Around
In airport towns
In the pilot’s lounge
It never gets me down.
I Sit Around
Round
Sit Around Round Round
Ooooooooh
With My Crew
In This Room
Nothing to do
We always fly the jet cause it can’t be beat
Though we don’t even mind airline middle seats
We always show on time cause it just ain’t right
To eat a hot breakfast before an afternoon flight
I Sit Around
In airport towns
In the pilot’s lounge
It never gets me down.
I Sit Around
Round
Sit around round round round round round round
Round Round Sit Around
I Sit Around
Yeah
Sit around round round I sit around
I Sit Around
In airport towns
In the pilot’s lounge
It never gets me down.
I Sit Around
In airport towns
In the pilot’s lounge
It never gets me down

Flight of the Falcon

I am pretty sure I sampled every little noise this airplane can make, so enjoy this little piece of music dedicated to Falcon Classic drivers everywhere.

Chemtrails At Night

Chemtrails At Night – Mike Wagner
(Parody of Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart)
I spray my chemtrails at night
So I can So I can
Work all night and hide from prying eyes
And I spray my chemtrails at night
So I can So I can
Troll your dreams and screams from the skies
It’s no conspiracy
I’m changing your democracy and
You think you gotta beat on me
I’ll turn to you and say…I never spray in the light of day oh no
Unless it’s all cloudy then that’s ok you know
You’ve never seen us
We never spray in the light of day oh no
(#Barium)
I spray my chemtrails at night
So I can, So I can
Invalidate your crackpot theories
And I Spray my chemtrails at night
So I can, So I can
Hear Art Bell while I seed the skies

It’s no conspiracy
I’m changing your democracy and
You think you gotta beat on me
I’ll turn to you and say…I never spray in the light of day oh no
Unless it’s all cloudy then that’s ok you know
You’ve never seen us
We never spray in the light of day oh no

You can’t escape us cause

We never spray in the light of day oh no

I said
I spray my chemtrails at night

I spray my chemtrails at night
I spray my chemtrails at night

I spray on ya now

I spray my chemtrails at night
I spray my chemtrails at night
I spray my chemtrails at night
Would I lie to You
I spray my chemtrails at night
I spray my chemtrails at night
I spray my chemtrails at night

Teterboro

My first parody to get some attention… enjoy.

This song was me trying to learn how to use an early version of final cut express, how to use a Mac, and how to use a green screen all at once… it surprisingly came out not horrible… lots of bad edits, but that sort of added to the fun of it!

 

Teterboro

(Parody of Kokomo by The Beach Boys)

L.A., Las Vegas I wish that I could take us

Barbados, St. Thomas, St. Martin, The Bahamas

Mont Tremblant, Toronto, Oh how I wish we could go, Miami…

 

Out in New Jersey(s)

There’s a place called Teterboro

That’s where everybody goes to be a part of it all

Lots of jets on the ramp

Loaded up waiting to start engines

They’ll be there for an hour

Before they even have the chance

Down in Teterboro

 

Houston, Austin, Dallas, Even Boston

Midway, Tampa, so you wanna go to Napa

Provo, Jackson Hole, They just won’t let us go

oooh I wanna get you out of Teterboro

We wanna leave, but they won’t let us go

Just heard on the radio

We’re stuck in Teterboro.

Get in, can’t get out, just like a roach motel now

 

In a line of 23

I’ll offer you my apologies

But our chance to leave, won’t be for hours you see.

Traffic stopped over white

Cause Newark saw a cloud in the sky

That tired look in our eyes

As we run out of duty time

Way down in Teterboro

 

Milwaukee, Kenosha, ooh I’d love to show ya

San Jose, St. Simon, St. Augustine, The Island

Dulles, Waukegan, Chance of leaving’s slim to none

oooh I wanna get you out of Teterboro

We wanna leave, but they won’t let us go

Just heard on the radio

We’re stuck in Teterboro.

Farmingdale, this feels like we’re in jail

 

Everybody knows, a busy place like Teterboro

Now if you wanna go, and be stuck in it all

Fly out of Teterboro

 

Oakland, Tucson, Anderson and Aspen

Muncie, Indy, Springfield’s what you won’t see

Salt Lake, Toledo, Your plans have been torpedoed

oooh I wanna get you out of Teterboro

We wanna leave, but they won’t let us go

Just heard on the radio

We’re stuck in Teterboro.

 

Vancouver, Seattle, Scottsdale, Kalamazoo

Bar Harbor, Nashville, Hope you’ve got time to kill

Boca, Lexington, Baby this is no fun

oooh I wanna get you out of Teterboro

We wanna leave, but they won’t let us go

Just heard on the radio

We’re stuck in Teterboro.