Mike's Place

By Jailhouse Legs Bailey & The Jackaloons

Parody of Nickelback’s song “Rockstar”

This was my very first attempt at using a green screen. I can barely watch it, but some people still like it.

Falcon Pilots

I’m tired of flying a plane that I don’t fit in
Tired of going into places I don’t wanna go in
This job hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be
(tell me what you want)
I wanna go fly a jet that I think’s real big
With a cockpit I can hit golf balls in
and a king size cabin big enough for 10 plus 3
(so what ya need)
I need a seniority number below 700
and an ego problem that’ll make you wonder
gonna take off my tie at 45,000 feet
(been there done that)
I want a weekday start so I don’t work too hard
I’ll be a star down on bridgeway blvd
They’ll clear the pilot’s lounge just so I can have a seat
(So how you gonna do it)

I’m gonna trade this job for no more games
I’ll even put in my bid and change my plane

Cause we all just wanna fly the falcon
Never have a flight where I don’t see the sun
The job’s so easy you can almost sleep
I’ll get real fat from the food I eat
And I’ll hang out in the hotel bars
Flying VIP’s and movie stars
have electric motors that raise the stairs
And a flight attendant with the bleach blonde hair
Hey Hey I wanna fly the falcon
Hey Hey I wanna fly the falcon

I’ll wear my leather jacket to stop the hassles
never talk to other crews so they think I’m an asshole
While my flight attendant goes and heats up my food for me
(L7 the quesadilla)
I’m gonna check out the latest in Hawaiian fashion
While I’m stuck in Kona on a mini-vacation
32 hour turns will be the norm for me
(So how you gonna do it)

I’m gonna trade this job for no more games
I’ll even put in my bid and change my plane

Cause we all just wanna fly the falcon
Never have a flight where I don’t see the sun
The job’s so easy you can almost sleep
I’ll get real fat from the food I eat
And I’ll hang out in the hotel bars
Flying VIP’s and movie stars
have electric motors that raise the stairs
And a flight attendant with the bleach blonde hair
And I’ll rest well in my hotel room
Cause I know I’ll never have to go and fly too soon
I’ll be walkin’ around with an evil smile
Falcon pilots have schedulers on speed dial
Hey Hey I wanna fly the falcon

Gonna make sure you know the effort I’m givin
On the french gravy train is where I’ll be livin
Get a washed up dispatcher plannin my flights
They’ll make it real easy so I sleep at night

Well we all just wanna fly the falcon
Never have a flight where I don’t see the sun
The job’s so easy you can almost sleep
I’ll get real fat from the food I eat
And I’ll hang out in the hotel bars
Flying VIP’s and movie stars
have electric motors that raise the stairs
And a flight attendant with the bleach blonde hair
And I’ll rest well in my hotel room
Cause I know I’ll never have to go and fly too soon
I’ll be walkin’ around with an evil smile
Falcon pilots have schedulers on speed dial
Hey Hey I wanna fly the falcon
Hey Hey I wanna fly the falcon

A parody of Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never. I imagined a 40 year old Justin Bieber when the people around him took everything and he had to resort to working at 7-11. Tim Sykes http://www.timothysykes.com gave me the initial idea for this video.

7:11
Parody of Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never”

Lyrics and performance by me.
mp3 version available at http://www.mdwagner.com/store

Seven Eleven

Parody of Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never”

See I was a teenage millionaire sensation
Some say the most popular in the world
The record label saw that I got older
They told me it was someone else’s turn

The accountants took my cash
And they wouldn’t give it back
Yeah they took most everything
It’s reality

I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Slurpees taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven

I never thought I’d feel the label’s power
They’re the ones that made me have this hair
They made me get these braces to look younger
Then they threw me out and didn’t even care (no)

You know I’m gonna get ‘em back
Gonna give ‘em a JB smack
‘Cept tonight I gotta work
Cause this is reality

I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Taquitos taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven

Here we go
Guess who
40 Year old JB uh huh
Workin’ at Seven Eleven
I can handle this
Hold up aiight
I can handle this
Now they buyin’ from me kinda scary
Cigs, Beer, Boone’s, and the lottery
Late night it all gets pretty freaky
Just waitin’ for the next big robbery
I be tryna chill, they be tryna get a free fill
Been here long enough to know that they probably will
Like Yoda with the force my envy made me green
Like Kobe in Vail they’ll get away with it clean (he did)
I gotta clean this mess up
It’s soakin’ in the aisles
Like down in the tiles
I’m not getting fired
So now I got this mop in my hand
I was made by YouTube
On my ass is where I landed (I’m done)

I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Slurpees taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven

I work at Seven Eleven
It’s my life
Taquitos taste just like heaven
Late at night
When a hold up comes around
We lay face down on the ground
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up
Stick ‘em up up up up
At Seven Eleven

This is a parody of the J. Geils band song “Love Stinks” I had to do an aviation parody about the lav….

This is a parody of Justin Timberlake’s song “Sexyback” I did for the FBO chain Million Air. Good people those million air people.. you should definitely check them out the next time you fly your jet to one of these cities.